I just got dispensary-quality edibles for the first time, OMGYES SO MUCH EXCITEEE!!!1!1!1!
If I ever have kids, the one thing I’m 100% sure of is that I’m not going to tell them what god to worship or what party to vote for, because fuck that.
oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything
so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”
and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”
and I’m like
those are guitar strings
I HAVE FOUND MY NEW ALL-TIME FAVORITE POST
great tone - long life
I use the anti-rust condoms, too.
I’m really hoping three days of being iced in and spamming my résumé results in a new job by Christmas, because fuck my current job.
Icemageddon 2K13 is so bad, I can’t even get a pizza delivered. I’m not sure I’ll make it out of this one, y’all…
Robbie Coltrane with his double Martin Bayfield
I want them to hold hands everywhere they go